12 Feb 2016

HS senior gets banned from soccer league with list of ridiculous offenses

It took nearly two full months of shenanigans but Ohio's North Side Co-Ed Soccer League has finally ousted anti-establishment villain Brian Garruto.
Garruto, a senior and member of the boys' varsity soccer team at Westlake (Ohio) High School, posted the banishment notice he received from the recreational league's management to his Twitter account.

It seems not everyone was as amused as we are by the sideshow that was Mr. Garruto.
Take a look at this lengthy list of incidents that led to his ban:


As a bonus, here's a photo of Brian in action for the Westlake varsity team.
Garruto's rec league team, the Cleveland Steamers, and other fun-loving members of the league will probably miss him -- unless the new father of a two-week-old soccer ball is actually just a jerk and not an entertainer.

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